The Keymaster, Part I

The first dating site I joined, like I said, was a "BBW" site. There are a lot of them. I figured, being overweight, I just didn't want to start somewhere scary-judgey like "match.com". I needed a buffer. I needed acceptance. I needed some dudes who thought I was HOT. At first, I didn't think any dudes like that were out there. But then, they showed up.

At first, there were some random emails and "winks" or "smiles" or what have you. I thought for SURE I would die alone with a house full of weiner dogs within the first week. Surely, there was NO ONE out there for me.

Then I met "Drew". He sent me an IM through the website, and I thought.... what the hell.

Drew tells me right up front (within the first 2 minutes) that he's a "submissive male". I try to skirt that issue for a few minutes while I find out the basics. Plus, I'm just not used to guys telling me anything like that. Maybe because pretty much all the guys I know are married, in LTR's (long-term-relationship) or gay. I wasn't sure if I was supposed to immediately address that he'd just said that to me, or just pretend it never happened.

I? am a HUGE fan of pretending things never happened.

Drew brought it up again. He tells me that he likes me because I seem "sassy". Well, I am sassy. So, he goes on to talk, trying to tell me all about the submissive thing, and I immediately put him in his place. I tell him I'll be the one asking questions here, and he was to answer those questions. If he wanted to ask a question, he had to ask for permission.

Oh yes I did, girl! And he LOVED it.

I start thinking that this is the way to go. A guy who is turned on by me telling him to STFU? Where has HE been all my life? If only it were that easy. I really tried to ask him questions about his life.... do you have a job? Friends? Family? You know, the important things that you want to know about someone. His answers led me to believe he was a serial killer.

So I ask him if he's got any bodies buried in the basement, and he says "lol, no". But that's what you would say if you DID have bodies buried in the basement, now isn't it? I don't trust it. I'm feeling weird, and I have shit to do, and I'm about to tell him goodbye, when.....

He mentions Male Chastity Devices.

To be continued...